A Giveaway! (No, not mine! Someone else's!)

You know I don't have my crap together enough to actually offer you something for reading this blog! C'mon now! You so silly.

Anyway, have you always wanted an infinity scarf? Wouldn't you be gorgeous, wearing it, sipping a pumpkin latte, giggling at a joke that you made to Jake Gyllenhaal, who you are seeing. You two are eating waffles and laughing about a Garfield comic. That Garfield! So silly! He's so mean to Odie, but he cares, you know?

(Because if you wear an infinity scarf, you automatically turn into Taylor Swift. Obviously.)

(I don't know why infinity scarves are linked in my mind to Taylor Swift. But that shouldn't diminish the allure of them. They are pretty! No matter who I find myself thinking of when one is involved!)

Anyway, I just entered this contest to win a gorgeous Etsy made infinity scarf offered on Musings on the Mountain, and you should enter too. The scarf is really pretty, and Etsy is wonderful. So wonderful, in fact, that I don't allow myself to go there that often. Because if I did, my children would starve while wearing handknit beanies.

So go enter. I should note that I am DA BOMB at winning internet contests, so you're going against a pro, so you know, don't get your hopes up.