Because you are totally looking for a way to get more of me in your life.....
Because no one else out there can combine self-indulgence, baking, and a total disregard for the paperwork on one's desk like I can...
Because you need more references to Lifetime movies on your radar...
Because Daddy didn't hug you....
Because Hoarders isn't on, and you've seen that Law and Order rerun about 15 times now....
Follow me on (the) Twitter! Because I just started one. In it, I do all the banal things that people do on Twitter that makes you want to throat punch a nun! Things you might hear about:
*my eating habits!
*what I REALLY think of my employer!
*how I feel about other drivers!
*and airplane food! What's the deal there?!?
Anyway, it is @pbpickledginger. Because one has to keep all her social networking things simple or else chaos will rule. And send me your info as well, and I will follow you. You know that I dream all night about what you might be eating right now!
Hope to see you there!
I like airplane food.
ReplyDeleteI started and quit twitter.